I wanted to try Table, Donkey & Stick for a long time. I love crusty bread and fire, and a little brandy certainly can't hurt. So when I heard that Penrose and Solemn Oath were doing "Armitage Awesomeness" - a Humboldt neighborhood party - I figured there was no better time to get my butt down there and check it out. Going into Armitage Awesomeness I had not yet made the connection between Table, Donkey & Stick's story and the story of our theatre company. Table, Donkey & Stick refers to the Brothers Grimm tale in which three brothers leave home to apprentice for a carpenter, a miller and a turner. Our theatre company, The Billy Goat Experiment, is named after 'playtime' improv games we devised centered on storytelling and folklore. Had I made the connection sooner I would have made this an outing for our entire company. Well, I guess I already have a great reason to go back for more!
Some of my favorite moments of awesomeness involve our theatre company's retreats, 'The Goats' all standing around a bonfire after a good solid dinner, some drinking and a whole-lotta-smack-talk. That feeling of 'nothin' else to worry about'. The warmth from the fire frontin' you, fending off the cooler air of the night wafting around. The comfort in seeing your friends' smiles through flicking embers. The laughter. The tomfoolery. The lingering smoke smell days after still residing on that hoodie. The bandages, the stitches. But back to Armitage...
Table, Donkey & Stick absolutely rocked out three awesome courses paired perfectly with some of the best beers.
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Table, Donkey & Stick - Armitage Awesomeness. Welcome Beer: Solemn Oath Brewery, Butterfly Flashmob, Belgian IPA. |
The 'welcome beer' - hands down one of my favorite beers ever - was a Belgian IPA from Solemn Oath, Butterfly Flashmob. A great way to get things rolling.
The first course delivered on that crusty bread (which was awesome) and some great meat. The caraway salame was just amazing. I know, I wish I was more articulate, too. There was also this incredible kale stem sauerkraut that went along with it. That's the stuff right there.
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Table, Donkey & Stick - Armitage Awesomeness. Pork Rillettes, Caraway Salame, Schweinkopf, House Baguette. |
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Table, Donkey & Stick - Armitage Awesomeness. Papa Goat. aka Todd. |
With the first couple of courses we got to enjoy Penrose's Proto Gradus, a Belgian-inspired single ale. Crisp. Clean. Another favorite and a perfect compliment to some delicious fattiness. (ps: they've recently begun bottling this so look for it, ask for it.)
Solemn Oath's Snaggletooth Bandana, American IPA, was in there too. Citrusy Fun is RIGHT!
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Table, Donkey & Stick - Armitage Awesomeness. Shaved Vegetable Salad, Cold Fried Chicken Livers, Pea Dressing. |
Took us a minute to wrap our collective heads around Cold Fried Chicken Livers. How do you cold fry something. No. It's cold. Having been previously fried. Right? I don't know. Delicious. That I DO know.
Followed by this roasted duck and crispy risotto that just had us shaking our heads like, "Really? How is this even possible?" Exquisite. Take me back to that fire. Man. And in this simple beautiful setting of a large naturally lit, glass enclosed room which somehow just cracks open so you have fresh air wafting around, this table focus... for a moment you're transported to that bonfire. The comfort.
The duck paired beautifully with Penrose's P-2, another favorite. Belgian-inspired pale ale. Clove. So good.
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Table, Donkey & Stick - Armitage Awesomeness. Roasted Duck Leg, Crispy Risotto, Chamomile, Peas. |
It was great to sit and talk with Rob and Eric from Penrose. It was also really exciting to me to learn about Table, Donkey & Stick's story. And to discover what it is we have in common.
A love for storytelling. Fellowship.
From there we moved on to Parson's. Yeah, you know you love you some Parson's. I love those umbrellas! Red and white. That patio is so laid back. Those shipping containers. That El Camino! No Todd, you cannot steal the logo of their car. Hands off.
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Parson's - Armitage Awesomeness. |
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Parson's - Armitage Awesomeness. Folks just chillin' |
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Parson's - Armitage Awesomeness. A cool evening, a cooler patio. |
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Parson's - Armitage Awesomeness. I saw Ryan back there chilling, too. Cool. |
While at Parson's, too full to order any chicken (daig-nab-it! Next time!) we ordered Solemn Oath's Whisper Kisses because who doesn't want to experience Whisper Kisses, French Saison. I love the names these guys come up with. Whisper Kisses, honey, whisper them. Just don't steal them. Actually, you can steal a couple...
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Parson's - Armitage Awesomeness. No, Todd. Just leave it. |
The final stop for us was Scofflaw, another place I've been chompin' at the bit to try. Walked in. Felt right. Nice vibe. Next up and our final taste for the night: Penrose Brewing's Devoir. I really like the subtle tartness and the dry finish. They describe it as effervescent and airy, that is absolutely right!
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Scofflaw - Armitage Awesomeness. |
Armitage Awesomeness indeed.
Storytelling. Fellowship.